About the "author"

I'm not here to get rich, I'm not even here to get even. I'm just here to have a place to put all these voices in my head and sort some shit out. 

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I'm an over-educated idiot who loves coffee more than food. I have three cats, a few dozen fish, and a handful of mental health issues. Trans as fuck, queer as hell, and #ADHD for DAYS. 

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God willing and the creek don't rise, none of this will be used against me in court and maybe, if I'm really lucky, it might help someone have a less shitty day.

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Hope you're doing okay out there and you and yours are safe, warm, and surrounded by the care and support that you deserve. 

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-Elliot (but I guess you can call me Eli)